Fashion is so fast paced, it’s really difficult to keep up with what’s in style and what’s not. I never buy clothes just because they’re in trend at that moment, I buy them because I like them and they suit me. But unfortunately there’s tons of cute clothes that will never suit me, no matter how much I wish they would.
I have tons of Maroon 5 t-shirts that I absolutely love. They’re really comfortable and soft but unfortunately they’re not very flattering. I can’t remember the last time I wore one. They make me look three sizes bigger than what I actually am, and that’s not how anyone wants to look!
This one’s a strange one but with 70’s style back in fashion it’s relevant. I tried a pair on once in New Look and instantly regretted it. I don’t know whether I just wasn’t tall enough to pull them off but they looked awful and were miles too long. Safe to say I won’t bother trying them again.
Dropped waist dresses
I feel very passionate about this particular type of dress because I literally hate them. I can’t tell you the amount of times I’ve spotted a pretty patterned dress only to discover it has a dropped waist. They’re just so unflattering on my body!
Button up shirts
I do own a couple of button up shirts but believe me, I would own more if I could. Unfortunately I was cursed with big boobs so most button up shirts just don’t work for me. They usually gape open which isn’t ideal and certainly not very attractive.
Dungarees are something I’ll always try on if I see them in a store, just because I hope one day I might find a pair that actually look nice. Sadly they always emphasize my tummy area which is the last thing I want to emphasize so I’m yet to find the pair for me.
Also because of my boob issues, I avoid high necklines at all costs. I don’t know why or how but when something has a high neckline it just makes my boobs look three cup sizes bigger than what they actually are. When my boobs are massive to begin with that’s something I really don’t want!
There’s just something about patterned trousers. It depends on the pattern, some are worse than others, but they have the power to make my already enormous bum look even bigger! I don’t even bother trying them on any more because I just know I’ll never find that perfect pair.
Let me know in the comments which clothes you wish you could wear but that just don’t suit you. Also I’d be interested to know if you own any of the clothes that don’t suit me. Everyone’s different after all!